I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
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