she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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