Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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