I don't think brook has ever known best
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
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Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
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You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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