yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
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it was like a congratulatory penis slap
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
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I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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