Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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