but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I looked at my own cervix.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I can't put those talents on a resume
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Randomize
