all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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