Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
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her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
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She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
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