Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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