I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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