you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
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Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
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Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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