turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Bang-toberfest begins!!
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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