I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
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i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
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you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
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