i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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