Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
My brain says no but my pants say off.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
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he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
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dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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