its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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