yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
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Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
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It's no shave November. This is our time.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
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