you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I want a musical about memes.
Randomize
