They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
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That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
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I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
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