Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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