How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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