im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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