I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
The struggles of a small town man whore
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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