We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
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so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
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This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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