i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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