Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
I want a musical about memes.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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