I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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