He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
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