im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
We had sex on a dog bed..
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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