why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
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The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
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I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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