WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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