I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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