margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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