He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
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Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
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Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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