so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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