wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Randomize
