no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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