David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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