So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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