Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
