It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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