Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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