wat bout pragnant strippers??
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Are we still banned from the library?
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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