I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
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Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
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I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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