The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
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