I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
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I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
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I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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