i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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