I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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