If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I think I sprained my soul last night
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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