Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
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One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
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I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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