The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
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We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
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it was like a congratulatory penis slap
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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