But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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