i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
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So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
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... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
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