are you so shy because you have an std?
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
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i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
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my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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