I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
Randomize