I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
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